Funky Monkey
http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=7371252
A friend of mine sent me one of these and it's a good thing I wasn't drinking or driving (or drinking and driving!) at the time - major nostril snorting. I went through a period of about 3 days where I sent these to friends all over the country. The fun part is typing the words and then listening to the pronounciation.
These little monkeys won't censor you either. Go ahead, get angry, get dirty. It won't tip the tiara in the least.